DAVIES GENERAL STORE L.L.C.
WHITE MOUNTAINS - NEW HAMPSHIRE
U.S.A
TRAILER TRASH DOLLS

AS SEEN ON THE JAY LENO SHOW
TRASH TALKIN' TURLEEN
TRAILER TRASH DOLL
Have you ever been married three times and still have the same in-laws?
Do you think that the last four words to the Star Spangled Banner are "gentlemen, start your engines?"
Have you ever let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Trash Talkin' Turleen is the doll for you!

She didnt just fall off of the turnip truck! Turleen is a sophisticated and patriotic American and a model working mother. After hours of hard work gathering carts at the Honk & Holler and waitressing at the elegant Bowlarama, she still finds time to spend quality time with her kids. With seven children and one on the way, she recently won Mother of the Year Award from the Pink Flamingo Trailer Park Homeowner's Association! This special trophy sits proudly on the kitchen window sill in her luxurious double-wide next to her six first place Little Miss Guzzler Awards from the county fair! Yes this honey has grown up! She's got a bun in the oven and she's ready to hit the town! Just push her belly button and Trash Talkin' Turleen Doll will share some pearls of wisdom with the sophistication and style that makes her family and third grade teacher proud.

These are the original Trailer Trash Dolls which successfully debuted in summer, 1999 and was shown on the Jay Leno Show on 12/9/2005 as one of the top "gag gifts" for Christmas, 11 inch tall "Trash Talkin’ Turleen", the worlds first talking, pregnant Trailer Trash Doll! Trash Talkin’ Turleen stands 11 1/2" tall, has multi colored curlers in her graying hair, a few missing teeth, a cigarette, leather jacket, and of course she is barefoot and pregnant! She is packaged in a classy window box with humorous text and a first edition sticker for collectors. She operates on four micro cell batteries which are included. To hear her talk you simply push her belly button and she not only belches and laughs at herself, she says:

"Pour me a double, iīm drinkinī fer two"
"If the trailerīs a rockinī, donīt come a knockinī"
"Look out itīs a twister!"
"Bubba Junior, get off yer sister!"

SOLD OUT

IN STOCK

"JerWayne"
Mullet Trailer Trash Doll

The JerWayne Junior trailor trash doll stands 12" tall and features a classic mullet haircut, ear ring, cigarette, missing teeth, greasy wife beater shirt, cut off jeans and a Nascar tattoo. Accesories include a generic can of beer and a camouflage fishing cap. The Jerwayne Junior male trailer trash doll comes in a patriotic red white and blue window display box with a First Edition sticker. Press a hidden button on his chest and he says:

* "Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly!"
* "I'm Fixin" to be yer double-wide daddy!"
* "Fer the last time we aint' havin' no yard sale!"
* "Taint nothin' sadder than a double-wide with no beer!"
* "Honest, I'm not lyin' through my tooth!"

These clips are followed by a classy fart sound. The new mullet male trailer trash doll is guarenteed to be a hit, add JerWayne Jr to your trailor trash doll collection, this is a first edition.

IN STOCK
32.95



Davies General Store L.L.C.
2460 N.H.Route 16
Albany New Hampshire 03818
U.S.A.
603-447-1092